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Old Aug 31, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23   #3561
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because of mad cow disease.

why do you still eat dirty british beef??
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 09:30 AM // 09:30   #3562
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national pride old chap

besides mad cow disease can only be transmitted to a very low percentage of human beings who have a defective gene that makes them susceptible!

whats my question?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 09:38 AM // 09:38   #3563
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your question is why are you susceptible to mad cow disease?
answer: cause you're a wammo.

why haven't you undergone a medical checkup?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #3564
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court order

why do sauseages taste gross?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #3565
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They Don't. Sausages rule!

why does being a wammo make you susceptible to mad cow disease? I mean, come on, wammo's have mending!
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:25 AM // 10:25   #3566
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mending is an illusion of safety for the wammo's feeble mind.

how many 3-syllables or more words do wammos know?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:37 AM // 10:37   #3567
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Matt Damon!

who is Matt Damon?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #3568
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one of the leetest wammos of all time.

what was his pet sidekick's name again?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41   #3569
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Ben Afflick

do you think he'll ever realise he cant act?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #3570
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probably not.

is that necessarily bad?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 11:37 AM // 11:37   #3571
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i dont enjoy films with ass clowns in them

do you?

P.S yay Im now a jungle guide, my forum title leveled ^_^
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 11:41 AM // 11:41   #3572
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depends on my mood.

if you had to choose between killing lord cooper or being a bunny, which would you choose?

(gratz on tit..le)
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 11:53 AM // 11:53   #3573
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Being of a ranger-esque disposition (bunny rescue mission ftw!) It'd have to be Lord Cooper (sorry Coop!)

Why are bunnies so cool?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:02 PM // 12:02   #3574
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how can they be cool, they're related to rats.

which is cuter - a bunny or a rat?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:06 PM // 12:06   #3575
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Most people would say bunny

Would it work if you tried to combine the two and make a Ratny?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #3576
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sure it will! just carry on with your mutant experiments.

would you prefer, as a pet, a pig-sized elephant or an elephant-sized pig?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #3577
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a pig -sized elephant hell yeah!!! It could bring the newspaper for me and everyhting.

why does it rain so much in england
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #3578
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because of all the evil that is concentrated in that land.

where have all the vikings gone?
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #3579
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gone? they're all disguised as lawyers

what evil???
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Old Aug 31, 2006, 12:44 PM // 12:44   #3580
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why, the secret wammo society that is plotting to take over england, of course.

is "cheese" a common last name for wammos?
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